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  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Choose_Not_To_Use_Archive_Warnings, Underage
  Category:
      M/M
  Fandom:
      Naruto
  Relationship:
      Hatake_Kakashi/Umino_Iruka, Uchiha_Itachi/Umino_Iruka
  Character:
      Hatake_Kakashi, Umino_Iruka
  Additional Tags:
      Dress_Up, Kinky, Fetish_Clothing, Sex_Toys, Itachi_only_mentioned, Iruka
      in_a_skirt
  Stats:
      Published: 2012-12-13 Words: 2978
****** Iruka's first A-rank mission ******
by melissen
Summary
     Iruka reminisce his firs A-rank mission.
     Includes dressing up and utilization of kunais for kinky purpose.
     Kakashi x Iruka YAOI SMUT.
     Anal, ChallengeFic, COMPLETE, Fingering, M/M, Oneshot, Toys.
Notes
     ActuallyNevis's KakaIru Kakashi Birthday Smut Challenge-!
     ONE-SHOT that utilizes ALL THREE of these concepts:
     1. Dressing up
     2. The word "FELLATI0" has to be utilized in the fic at some point.
     3. Utilization of kunais for kinky purpose
     . English is not my first language.
See the end of the work for more notes
 
„Fellatio?"
„Yea, what does it mean?"
Iruka scratched his head and blushed slightly eying his six year old student.
He was pretty sure that he didn't know what fellatio is when he was six. He
probably couldn't pronounce it correctly until he was like twelve maybe... But
the kids these days… were something else it seems. Now, what do you say to the
six year old boy that asks you something like this?
"It's a name for oral sex."
Iruka never lied to his students.
"What's the 'for all sex'? Does it mean it's for kids too?"
Iruka sighed. As honest as he always was with the kids he still felt kind of
weird having this conversation. He should talk to the other teachers about
moving sex education to the first grade. But seriously, was it normal that they
ask about those things their own sensei? Don't they have parents?... Well,
maybe they don't… But that's not the point. Iruka was an orphan while growing
up and he still didn't ask his academy sensei about sex!
But then again, he taught them how to kill so why not how to satisfy your
lover? Besides sex was something that was a part of shinobi life. Not just to
the point where it was a part of everybody's life, but more. It was sometimes a
part of your job, especially if you had the assets… So far Iruka had to have
sex for the mission only once but it was just because he didn't do many
missions… Too bad, really. It wasn't all that bad after all… It was great
actually.
He was sixteen back then and it was his first A-Rank mission. It was soon after
his chūnin exam which he had passed so easily just because he had given a head
to one of the prettier Uchihas. (The murderous one! Just his luck…) He only
wanted to distract the younger boy a little so his team could steal Itachi's
scrolls in the Forest of Death but … The Uchiha came so hard and was so happy
about the whole thing that he had helped Iruka quite a few times with their
enemies in the forest and practically escorted him all the way to the arena…
poor Itachi never learned who had stolen two of his scrolls and how.
(AN: We all know that Iruka was 16 when he made chūnin and his birthday is on
May 26. We also know that Itachi made chūnin when he was 10 and his birthday is
on June 9, so it's possible that they probably had their chūnin exam together
since Iruka is 5 years older. (If it took place between their birthdays!) BUT I
don't want to think that 16 year-old Iruka would give a head to a ten year old,
so… Let's just pretend that it's an AU where Itachi is older, 14 maybe? OK?
Cool.)
Back then Iruka was very far from any plans of being a teacher. He wanted to be
an ANBU and never see Ninja Academy again! He wanted to do dangerous missions,
travel, kill enemies and maybe even spy on people! He wanted to do everything
that could be interesting and dangerous so when an opportunity to go on an A-
rank mission appeared he was all for it!
He was supposed to gather the information from their spy in the Lightning
Country but either the directions he received were wrong or the targeted group
changed their plans because everything went to shit almost as soon as Iruka
reached the appointed place. The bar that had been the bad guys' hideout was
supposed to be empty but… surprise, surprise! It wasn't! Iruka sneaked in
through the window to avoid possible problems and when he was inside he
realized that the group hadn't left the place yet and that he was in a room
with a bunch of girls. They didn't even notice him hiding behind a shoji
screen. They were too busy talking about the guys waiting in the other room,
and whining about the silver haired one-eyed sex god who had never been
interested in any of them no matter how hard they tried.
Iruka dressed up and followed the girls to the main room. It was his chance to
approach his contact.
He felt like an idiot. Not because he was wearing girls clothes but because
they didn't fit. The plaid skirt was way too short and hardly even covered his
ass clad in frilly pink panties. He put his hair into cute pigtails and covered
his scar with make-up. He even found a garter belt and some stockings! But the
top was the worst part. He couldn't find any bra to stuff it with tissues so
his chest stayed as flat as it was. In the last moment he grabbed some loose
white shirt and put it on. Before he left the room he had caught the sight of
himself in a big mirror. With his pigtails askew and rumpled shirt he looked
like a little boy dressed as a girl that had just been truthfully fucked.
Nnniiiiiiiice.
He could risk a henge but if there were some ninjas in the group then they
could see through his jutsu and he would be screwed… But then again in this
clothes surely not even those brutes were stupid or blind enough to take him
for a girl. His only chance would be to recognize the leaf nin and approach
him.
Whatever… He sighed and went to meet his fate.
First thing he saw was a shock of silver hair over the one bored eye and masked
face. Great! He knew this asshole all too well. He must have been among ANBU
watching over his chūnin exam because he had obviously seen him with this
Itachi kid and just refused to drop it.
So THIS was probably his contact. The worst was over, right? He had found his
contact so the rest would be a piece of cake. Iruka was sure that the jōnin
recognized him because his eye gained that hungry glint the moment he showed
up.
Kakashi lifted his gaze from the book he was reading and fought the urge to rub
his eye. Was it possible? Was his wet dream about to come true just like that?
Or maybe he had been killed in his sleep and was now to enjoy his heaven, which
was Umino in a skirt…?
He didn't care.
"I take that one." He pointed to Iruka with his book.
All other men gathered in the room looked at him not hiding their shock.
"You, Botan? But you have never…"
"NOW I DO! THAT ONE!"
All the girls glared at poor Iruka wishing him the worst of deaths thousands of
times. What did this dark haired used-up Lolita had that they didn't? She was
FLAT for fuck's sake!
Then some low voice at the back of the room mentioned:
"But Botan, you said you're gay…"
Kakashi winked at Iruka, stood up from the couch he was sitting on and stepped
closer to the younger man (well technically a teen…).
"That's why I take this one."
Saying this Kakashi grabbed Iruka's shirt and ripped it open, pulling it down
to the height of his elbows, exposing delicious tanned skin of Iruka's chest,
back and shoulders and… oh those nipples…
His hands wandered to Iruka's gorgeous body waiting and willing.
"What the fuck are you doing?" Hissed Iruka in a very low tone, so only Kakashi
would hear.
"Just play along." He replied and his skilful hands went lower grabbing Iruka's
little ass.
It was perfect and Kakashi was sure that it has been made specifically for his
use. Each of Iruka's firm buttocks fitted perfectly to Kakashi's hands. He
squeezed them and rubbed for all he was worth until Iruka bit his ear. He
swallowed an unmanly squeak of pain and put both of his hands under Iruka's
skirt. A middle finger of his right hand moved to the cleft between Iruka's
cheeks and started to rub up and down with a wild pace, lower and lower with
each stroke. Iruka gasped and then moaned. He wanted to kick Kakashi but he
would be damned if he spoiled his first A-rank mission! The rubbing felt
impossibly good, especially when those sinful fingers went over his hole to the
sensitive area further down… After few more strokes Iruka didn't even know what
his mission was anymore. His dick had found its way out of the pink panties and
Iruka tried to rub it over the front of Kakshi's pants. The other shinobi
pushed him away slightly and looked down. It was there, red and shiny with pre
cum, sticking out from under the skirt.
Kakashi dropped to his knees, pulled down his mask and licked the dark shaft
from the base up to the top. He felt Iruka's fingernails digging into his
shoulders. He looked up and almost fell backwards from the weight of the look
he received. It was heavy with need and clouded by lust. He loved it. He would
gladly stay on his knees and just worshiped the view for the rest of his life
if not for Iruka's very demanding and very painful urging to do something more.
Feisty little brat!
Finally Kakashi took the throbbing member to his mouth and started to suck.
Thankfully the nails eased a little and Kakashi relaxed. He bobbed his head
faster and further under the skirt, his nose reaching the chocolate curls of
Iruka's pubic hair. The younger man could hardly keep his stand on his astride
legs. He grabbed the silver locks and moved his hips, fucking Kakashi's mouth.
Finally Kakashi's right hand was removed from Iruka's hip and up to his panting
lips. The dolphin sucked the pale fingers with a pace similar to the one
offered to his dick. He was close. Kakashi pulled his fingers out of the
chūnin's mouth. They were slick and wet. The hand moved between Iruka's legs
from the front to the back and up to his perfect ass. Slick fingers pushed the
pink fabric slightly aside and teased the puckered entrance. At first they only
moved over the hole a few times and Iruka let out a frustrated growl. It was
killing him that he had no idea when Kakashi will make a move or even IF he is
going to make it at all. (The guy was a stupid fucker after all…) Then the
finger started to tease the hole more intently, dipping just the tip and taking
it out. The following thrusts were deeper and deeper. Iruka meowed like a cat.
When the whole finger wiggled in his tight passage Kakashi's mouth filled with
a familiar taste of semen.
In the post-orgasmic daze Iruka didn't protest when Kakashi turned him around
and immobilized his one hand behind his back. He rested his forehead on the
forearm of his other hand and turned to look at the jōnin. He let Kakashi to
bend him over the small table and felt as the other man moved his skirt up so
that it reviled his still covered with a girly panties butt. Kakashi wasn't
sure if it was due to the sexy garter belt or just because it was his latest
obsession presented to him like that but the view was mouth watering.
Then Iruka felt something more. A finger sneaked under the pink fabric
somewhere close to his hole and pulled it slightly away from his sweat covered
body. Then he felt something cutting a small hole in the frilly underwear
giving the perfect access to his entrance. Then a cold tip of a dull kunai
touched his skin giving him goose bumps. Kakashi wouldn't do that, right? He
wouldn't…. But he was such a jerk, freak and a fucking pervert that Iruka
wasn't so sure anymore. He was scared and he really didn't understand why it
was rapidly making him hard again!
Kakashi smirked. He could feel that Iruka tensed. He had cut the hole in his
pants with a sharp shuriken but now was going to have fun with a dull kunai. He
took a condom out of his pocket, opened it and put over the phallic metal
weapon in his hand. He didn't want to hurt Iruka but he also couldn't really
stop himself. He spit on the tip and slowly pushed it into his partner. Iruka
gasped. It was stretching him so thoroughly… It was painful and the kunai was
cold but the cone shape of the weapon was a big asset. Soon Iruka got used to
the strange feeling and couldn't believe that he was being fucked with a
kunai…. Very shinobi like, ne? Just when Kakashi started to brush his prostate
the kunai was out of Iruka's body and fell to the floor with a loud thud. Then
the pink panties were finally lowered just to the top of the chūnin's thighs
showing his naked butt and abused pink hole from under the skirt. Then
something a lot thicker and warmer than a kunai filled the empty space in
Iruka.
Kakashi couldn't hold himself anymore. He was afraid that he would cum on the
spot but he had somehow managed to last for a moment, struggling to keep the
pace at least a little bit slow. He had to bite his lower lip to stop Iruka's
name from falling from his mouth. It was a mission after all and they weren't
supposed to know each other's names. But the dark skinned chūnin felt so
incredibly good and tight. His grip on the slim waist was bruising. Iruka
whimpered unsuccessfully trying to touch himself. It brought Kakashi slightly
closer to Earth again. Iruka was in pain. The table wasn't the most comfortable
place to have sex and this position was hurting his partner. He slid out of
Iruka gaining a desperate moan.
"Come on…"
He whispered turning the dolphin around and positioning him back on the table,
but this time on his back. He pushed Iruka's legs up and once again grabbed the
pink panties pulling them all the way off the long legs. Then he took a firm
hold somewhere around Iruka's knees and parted his legs. The view was too much
to just stare. He entered Iruka again and watched as his dick disappeared in
the younger nin again, and again, and again. Finally Kakashi let go of the
chūnin's legs and let them wrap themselves around his waist. He supported his
left hand on the table near Iruka's head and used the other one to jerk him
off. It didn't take long. Soon Iruka's writhing increased and his legs squeezed
Kakashi's body almost painfully. Kakashi held him tighter afraid that the
brunette would somehow writhe his way off of his cock in his ecstatic spasms.
He looked down again to watch as the tanned cheeks clenched over his dick. When
Iruka was nothing more than a limp panting mush Kakashi drove himself to the
his own completion with few more thrusts. For next few minutes kissing and
touching they still didn't realize that they had an audience the whole time.
… But it was ten years ago…
"It's a sexual activity in which the penis is stimulated by the partner's
mouth, preferably to orgasm, but can also be a truly wonderful form of
foreplay, ne, Iruka?"
Iruka turned his head to the windowsill and glared at the silver haired jōnin
that had just given his students even more weird ideas…
"Yo!"
Kakashi gave him a cheerful smile and Iruka turned to face his class once
again. The children were all staring open mouthed at him, probably expecting
now tones of explanations about things like orgasm, penis stimulation and 4-
play.
Just great…
"Class dismissed. Thank you and good bye!"
None of the children moved.
"GO HOME! NOW!"
When the sound of all those little feet was no longer in earshot Iruka sighed.
"Kakashi…"
"Sensei, what is fellatio?"
"You seemed to know the definition pretty well just a moment
ago…."
"Empty words, sensei. Will you show me in practice?"
"Yes, Kakashi-kun, at home, after my mission desk duty."
Of course Iruka didn't have the shift in the mission room that night but
teasing his lover when he was horny was his passion.
"Oh, come on, let's do something right here and now!"
"No. I don't want to be seen by the children with my pants down… again."
"They all went home already! Please!" Kakashi whined and Iruka loved it.
"No." He also loved to play hard to get. "I don't want to bee seen by my
colleagues either… again."
"Come on, Ruuuuuka…" purred Kakashi. "I'll let you top!"
"I always top!"
"Then I'll let you bottom."
Iruka looked at him with amusement clear in his eyes. Aside from that one time
on the mission Kakashi never troubled himself with being on top. He was kind of
selfish and liked to receive.
"You're too lazy for that, Kakashi! And apropos lazy attitude, did you cook
something for dinner?"
"I decided I'd rather take you out somewhere…"
"Why? You forgot to cook again? Or you just didn't feel like doing anything
useful… again?"
"Noooo…. I just thought that I should take you out on a date today. I didn't
forget about our little anniversary."
Iruka just had to smile at that!
"Really? You wanted to celebrate the anniversary of my first A-rank mission?"
Kakashi pulled him into a heated kiss.
"No… I wanted to celebrate the tenth anniversary of our first time. I have it
all planned but if you want we can skip the dinner and go straight to the part
where this time I wear a skirt and you fuck me with a kunai…"
Iruka only chuckled.
"I wasn't hungry anyway…"
.
OWARI
.
Thank you for reading!
End Notes
     AN: The name BOTAN isn't mine. It was one of Kishimoto-sensei's other
     ideas for Kakashi's name. It means PEONY! Luckily Kishi wasn't THAT
     cruel.
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